Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Penis Examined By Lady Doctor

"The midget hanging from my door" - "The Dwarf Climbing at my door" Sketches for




"I arrived in the evening after a hard day's work and entered the room. I closed the door ready to lie on the bed to rest, but just before closing the door, a hoarse voice and moody said
- Hey, be careful! I almost getting caught. Because I
I fell from fright sitting on the floor, and then was when I saw him. Hanging from the top of the door was a personage of short stature, bald but hairy body clad only in pants and boots sport of football.
Having said that, the door swung down and landed on his feet in front of me while I was still in the ground. I stared with bad humored face and arms akimbo.

After a few seconds looking at me, I managed to stammer something:
- Qui ... who are you? "He said with a trembling voice
" I see you do not know why I'm here, "the mysterious dwarf soon you forget things when you're not interested.

After this comment I put face of surprise, and turned back to me:

If yes .... Become the clueless, but I come here to give you a little lesson.
"Lesson? A lesson on what? - I answered, "if you leave my house immediately call the police.

Ja! - Laughed the dwarf - the police do not have anything to do with me, neither they nor anyone else - he said the doors dwarfs are not ordinary people, are hard as rocks.
"Dwarves of the doors? - I asked.
Yes, the dwarves of the doors. Hung behind the doors of people who have committed a selfish act, and then least expect it .... I kicked his ass with our football boots!
But I have not done anything to have to get a kick, I'm actually quite generous.
Liar! - Shouted the dwarf - look, I have little time so fast I'll tell you: This morning at work you laughed along with others, when the fellow stumbled and fell. At this point all your co-workers should have the ass well red.
But I laughed at her, I swear! - I begged
What do you think that you saw? "You all have answered a dwarf vigilándoos. When you least expect it, comes to ask you accounts. This reminds me that you had work to do ......

rest does not describe it because it hurts just to remember, but I can assure you that I've spent several days without being able to sit down. Everything that has happened is true, so the next time you think about doing something bad, think of the dwarf watching you, have a good football boots

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